Inspirational / Humorous Stories
Tips on Love
February 2004
Taken from an anonymous email
WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED??
Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife.
- Tom, 5
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE??
On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
- Mike, 10
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE??
You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a big ring and her own VCR, 'cause she'll want to have videos of the wedding.
- Jim, 10
Never kiss in front of other people. It's a big embarrassing thing if anybody sees you. But if nobody sees you, I might be willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a few hours.
- Kally, 9
It's never okay to kiss a boy. They always slobber all over you... That's why I stopped doing it.
- Jean, 10
THE GREAT DEBATE: IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED??
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need somebody to clean up after them.
- Lynette, 9
It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just a kid. I don't need that kind of trouble.
- Kenny, 7
CONCERNING WHY LOVE HAPPENS BETWEEN TWO PARTICULAR PEOPLE
No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell. That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular.
- Jan, 9
I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful.
- Harlen, 8
ON WHAT FALLING IN LOVE IS LIKE
Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life.
- Roger, 9
If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don't want to do it. It takes too long.
- Leo, 7
ON THE ROLE OF GOOD LOOKS IN LOVE
If you want to be loved by somebody who isn't already in your family it doesn't hurt to be beautiful.
- Jeanne, 8
It isn't always just how you look. Look at me. I'm handsome like anything and I haven't got anybody to marry me yet.
- Gary, 7
Beauty is skin deep. But how rich you are can last a long time.
- Christine, 9
