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Christmas Jokes and Riddles

December 2003

Some silly fun for your students with some Holiday jokes and riddles!!

Q. Why did Santa have three gardens?
A. So he could hoe, hoe, hoe!

Q. What goes ho-ho-swoosh? Ho-ho-swoosh?
A. Santa caught in a revolving door!

Q. What do you call a flamingo at the North Pole?
A. Lost!

Q. What did Santa Claus say to Mrs. Claus when he looked out the window?
A. It looks like rain, dear! (rein-deer)

Q. What did the big candle say to the little candle?
A. I'm going out tonight!

Q. How do Mexican sheep say Merry Christmas?
A. Fleece Navidad!

Q. What do snowmen eat for lunch?
A. Iceburgers!

Q. Who delivers presents to good little baby sharks at Christmas?
A. Santa Jaws! Q. Who delivers presents to good little baby kitties at Christmas?

Q. What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
A. Jungle Bells!

Q. What's red and green and guides Santa's sleigh?
A. Rudolph the red-nosed pickle!

Q. Why did the Christmas cookie go to the doctor?
A. It was feeling crummy!

Q. What goes OH, OH, OH?
A. Santa walking backwards!

For more great fun, Christmas stories, poems and kids activities, visit Bethany Roberts' Jolly Jokes & Riddles page.

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